weedjoke420:

life hack: don’t be so fuckin negative all the time cause it makes everyone around u feel like shit :-)


  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

j5h:

oh, this old thing? *pulls out my grandma from my pocket*

uglypnis:

Downtown Sydney Transformed by Light for ‘Vivid Sydney’

uglypnis:

Downtown Sydney Transformed by Light for ‘Vivid Sydney’

toxines:

my aesthetic: nintendog that keeps trying to eat garbage off the street